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fuckeduptest 

1. The utmost state of bad or turmoil.
2. The most intoxicated.
3. Messed up severely.
I think I was the fuckeduptest I have ever been last night when I screwed that fat chick.
That is the fuckeduptest thing I've ever heard.
fuckeduptest by Hutch Hutch HUTCHY January 29, 2009
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dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

fuckedupness 

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.
Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

Fuckedupness 

1: The perpetual state of bein' straight fucked up. Constantly engaging in, or provoking, socially and morally unacceptable situations. 2: The after effects of ones mental state subsequent to years of copious drug use and alcoholism.
Pip: "Say Charles, wouldn't you agree that the elderly homeless chap in the courtyard exudes quite an agglomeration of fuckedupness?"
Charles: "Yes, quite, a rather whopping agglomeration of fuckedupness indeed."

Shateefa: "I'm tellin' you guwrl, you aint gonna balee dis. Tanisha slept wit her mama new man, AND bof her sistas husbands too!"
Laquisha: "Damn guwrl! Dats some fuckedupness!"

fuckedupest 

When something is fucked up to the maximum.
These drawings are the most fuckedupest drawings I have ever seen.
fuckedupest by avarind March 10, 2009

fuckeduplets 

The resulting horde of maladjusted fuckwits that will probably result when a woman goes through all manner of infertility treatments to have unnatural numbers of children she has no reason to believe she can care for.
Nadya Suleman just had another eight fuckeduplets.
fuckeduplets by Mister. February 26, 2009

fuckedupness 

Noun -

1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
3. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.
1. After many unfair demotions, the fuckedupness at work was astounding.

2. John drank several beers that hour, driving his fuckedupness past the legal limit.

3. The fuckedupness of losing one's entire family in a car wreck is incalculable.
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 15, 2008
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