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I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.
David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

fuck you in your mouth 

Oral sex, espically very vigously
"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"
fuck you in your mouth by Evan916 September 29, 2006

close your fuck mouth 

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
close your fuck mouth by BK137 January 31, 2022

Go fuck your mother 

A phrase used to let someone know that they are a bitch ass nigga, and they can literally go fuck their mother.
Random black customer: Why can’t I buy dis car wit no money down? Wypipo be racist n sheeeit.

Nick: Go fuck your mother.
Go fuck your mother by GFYMNIGGER October 2, 2023

fuck your mother 

To go and have sex with your own mother. A negitive meaning. Highly disrespectfull.
Woman: Hey, where the hell you been with my car?
Man: Shut up cunt! Go fuck your mother!!!

fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay 

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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