fuck turd

1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.

Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"

by Jean Pierre Lafee July 06, 2004

fuck turd

When completing anal sex, the male removes his member and discovers fecal matter on the tip.

I got done pounding her brown-eye, only to pull out and see a fuck turd stuck to the end of my dick.

by denversolo November 22, 2010

fucking turd

Demeaning insult. More intense than piece of shit.

That fucking turd took my parking space!

by KCDave August 08, 2005

turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

turd fuck

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

by stefleta September 05, 2003

turd fucking myself

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

by The original big jim November 20, 2013

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012