fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022