fuck shovel 

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

fuck shovel by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010

Shovel Fuck

When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.

I just Shovel Fucked myself!

or

Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!

Shovel Fuck by DGibson February 28, 2011

Fuck the shovel 

A term used in mucking. Stems from the fact that the pelvic region is often used to drive the shovel into the ground.

Do you want to go fuck the shovel with me tonight?

Fuck the shovel by lordacro February 19, 2007

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel 

eating a girl out

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? 

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch 

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch by hella_bull March 29, 2007

fuckshovel 

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

fuckshovel by Max October 16, 2004