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'Fuck you' monster 

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.
I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster
'Fuck you' monster by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

Poop Monster Shit Fuck 

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
Poop Monster Shit Fuck by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010

fuckmonster 

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.
fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

fuckmonster 

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."
Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"
fuckmonster by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.
Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.
fuckminsterfullerene by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

fuckmunster 

Someone you've had intimate relations with who turns out to be an absolute asshole....
"I can't believed I even LIKED that fuckmunster."
fuckmunster by ckerr June 5, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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