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Porno Card

This card has a very graphic picture that you can get with a variety of different snapshots from porns. This is a great present to give to your significant other when you know you cant pleasure them enough.

Here honey, I got you this porno card because I know I don't please you enough.

by CaptnDesDes December 20, 2010

Poop Monster Shit Fuck

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It

Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe

by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010