fuck flu 

A set of intense, flu-like symptoms that appear in someone who has recently contracted HIV ("seroconverted"). The "flu" usually sets in about 10-14 days after the initial infection, during which a person's HIV viral load is extremely high (and, thus, so is her ability to pass the virus on).

After a wild weekend of partying and having unsafe sex, Dave started to feel weak; he hoped it wasn't the fuck flu.

fuck flu by J.P. McFarf August 27, 2008

fuck flu 

HIV or AIDS contracted from male to male intercourse.

DId you hear Sam didn't have the bird flu, he was barebacking and got the fuck flu.

fuck flu by gunstrooper March 6, 2007

fuck it flu 

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

fuck it flu by OldDude December 30, 2007

Fuck-flustered 

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

Fuck-flustered by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

Fuck Fluid

Any liquid that is involved in entercorse.

After I finished I gave that chick a towel cause she had a load of fuck fluid on her face.

My girl is having a problem getting wet so I bought a bottle of fuck fluid.

I had to change the sheets cause she squirted fuck fluid on the bed when she came

Fuck Fluid by Dracon501 December 29, 2010

Fuck Flush 

When a man pisses after ejaculation to clear out his urethra

Man: When she asked for every drop, I was all like OK, you asked for it, and fuck flushed right there on her face.
Man 2: Gross.

Fuck Flush by Invention20k January 17, 2017

fuck fluid

Sex syrup, love lotion or fuck muck. The lubricants and reproductive juices produced during copulation.

By the light of the full moon, our fuck fluids glistened on our genitals.

fuck fluid by Irritatus Maximus January 2, 2008