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amigaf

An acronym for "Ask me if I give a fuck"
Mikey: Isn't our term paper due next week?
Geoff: amigaf!!!
by OldDude December 30, 2007
mugGet the amigafmug.

easy offs

A pair of pants or shorts, typically track pants or sweats, with a drawstring or elastic waist that are quick and easy to remove.
He: Must be nice to be still in your easy offs at 2 in the afternoon. Or is there another reason you're wearing them?

She: Why don't you follow me to the bedroom and find out.....
by OldDude May 29, 2011
mugGet the easy offsmug.

mebreeze

The aroma left behind after farting, usually with the intent of leaving a surprise for someone.
Sam: What are you giggling about, Chuck?

Chuck: I just left a bit of mebreeze in Dan's cube.....

Sam: On the contrary, I think you left a shitload of mebreeze in his cube!
by olddude February 23, 2011
mugGet the mebreezemug.

whorelure

A scent (typically used by males) such as aftershave or cologne, used with the aim of being (more) attractive to a potential partner.
Nice splash of whorelure, going out after work?
by OldDude April 4, 2007
mugGet the whoreluremug.

mall crawl

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
by Olddude March 11, 2009
mugGet the mall crawlmug.

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work
What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.
by OldDude December 30, 2007
mugGet the fuck it flumug.

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