fuck custard 

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

fuck custard by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

piss stained fuck custard 

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

piss stained fuck custard by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Custard Fuck 

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

Custard Fuck by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

Fuckmustard 

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

Fuckmustard by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

Fuckmustard 

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

Fuckmustard by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024