Fuckmustard

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024