Fuckmustard
(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.
(Noun) Jaundiced cum...
(Noun) Jaundiced cum...
Fuckmustard by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020
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Fuckmustard
Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish
Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley
Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley
Fuckmustard by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024
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fuckbastard
A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".
fuckbastard by Diseeze October 8, 2006
Fuck Mustard
A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals
“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”
Fuck Mustard by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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