Fuckmustard

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

Fuckmustard

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

by Diseeze October 8, 2006

Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014

fuckstards

Combination of fuckers and bastards

Dude, the Government are such Fuckstards.

May also be written as Fu%E7kstards or, Fuçkstards

by ozhgzsoifjtmstjhsotdjirjoptew45p09tkwpiogfjr June 21, 2006

Fuck Mustard

Male ejaculate

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.

by Hexicated September 6, 2013