Fuckmustard

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

Fuckmustard by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

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Fuckmustard

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

Fuckmustard by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024

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Fuck Mustard • fuckbastard • fuckasstardbitchcunt • fuckstards

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

fuckbastard by Diseeze October 8, 2006

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Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

Fuck Mustard by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021