fuck chuck

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.

Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."

fuck chuck by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

Words you can keep

fuck chuck

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.

<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"

fuck chuck by ATLMK July 13, 2006

Related Words

fuck chuck • Fuck Chuck Wog • fuck chuckles • butt-fuck chuck • What da fuck chuck? • What the fuck chuck • fuck and chuck • Fuck 'N Chuck • Fuck it & chuck it • Fuck me Chuck's

Fuck Chuck Wog

Retarded goldfish who thinks its black.

"Owen is a Fuck Chuck Wog!"

Fuck Chuck Wog by User2010 June 20, 2018

What da fuck chuck?

Questioning with great expression somthing somone has said.

Dude#1: dude, my ex-girlfriend got a sex change...

Dude#2: What da fuck chuck?!?!?!?

What da fuck chuck? by MR.MYSTERIO. March 30, 2009

What the fuck chuck

An expression of excitement and question together, its origin is modern redneck and became popular in the late 2019s by an intelligently spoken well know local yocal named Amber Phelps

What the fuck chuck...where did u go yo!?

What the fuck chuck by Dumbduck December 31, 2019

butt-fuck chuck

butt-fuck chuck; a person acting as a fag homo or otherwise,leading you to believe that they enjoy recieving anal sex from other males

andrew: dude i want that in pink that would b fabulous!
mike: hey listen to butt-fuck chuck over here, "i want it in pink"...fag

butt-fuck chuck by funnyman09 December 6, 2006

fuck and chuck

COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.

NOUN - any woman so treated.

Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...

"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"

She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.

fuck and chuck by succulentboi May 4, 2003

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Back when I lived in upstate new york

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TLDU

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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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