fuck chops

A middle aged man with a micro penis who enjoys fucking pigs

Screw that dude he’s a fuck chops

fuck chops by Melony & Andreah March 4, 2021

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fuckchop

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.

1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.

fuckchop by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 14, 2006

Related Words

fuckchop • fuckchos • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi • fuck off • fuck nut • fuck up

fuckchops

A condescending term for a loser.

Nice shot there, fuckchops.

fuckchops by Archon888 March 18, 2004

fuckchos

Tortilla chips dripping with semen

I was so spent I couldn't even eat my fuckchos!
Two large fuckchos, cumming right up!

fuckchos by Petrix and Pizeek May 16, 2006

fuckchop

fuck·chop

n.
(1) A heretic, more as a result of stupidity than for any philosophical or logical reasons.
(2) A person who neglects or fails to do what common sense would dictate in a particular situation.

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Latin fvccant+chappen- present participle of fvccantchappenuere, to offend : d-, de- + linquere; see leikw- in Indo-European Roots.

The fuckchop packed up his carefree, booty-filled life and moved across the country to live in Bend, Oregon so he could be closer to his girlfriend.

fuckchop by Michelle Doolan July 23, 2004

fuckchop

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

fuckchop by Shizer August 25, 2003

fuckchop

A complete and utter dick-head

My ex-boyfriend is a fuckchop
Fuck off you fuckchop

fuckchop by Cassy January 5, 2004

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