6 definition by Shizer

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jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

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tennents

Scottish Alcoholic Beer

This pint of Tennents is pish

by Shizer August 25, 2003

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cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004

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gads

West Coast of Scotland word for "Duff". i.e. Really bad.

Confused by the fact that "duff" can be used to mean something really good, in a sense of "irony".

"Thats well gads man"
"That birds gads, but the other is well duff"

by Shizer August 25, 2003

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staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

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fuckchop

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

by Shizer August 25, 2003

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