fuck bear

A bear who steals innocent bystanders picnic baskets.

Yogi is back at it again, being a fuck bear.

by TheJared151 September 23, 2018

Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"

Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?

by Druglord Davis March 26, 2009

Bear fuck

Having your brain squeezed out of your ears.

If you mess with Nolan and/or his colleagues, you will most indefinitely receive a Bear fuck from Nolan's dad.

by Lord Jennings June 14, 2009

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.

... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010

fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022

Bear Fuck

To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.

Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.

by Diltzy June 24, 2017