fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 5, 2007

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb September 4, 2008

Fuck me in the beard

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation

YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard

by Jamesthegreat52 January 24, 2009