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Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable
Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.
Dwiddle of fuck asses by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

fuckassery 

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl
"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009

fuckasser 

a person who fucks ass...hence the term "fuckasser"
that guy over there is one hell of a fuckasser...
fuckasser by asser December 18, 2007

Fuckassery 

The act of doing something so completely half-assed that the job itself is unsalvageable and has to be torn down and done again properly from scratch.
It took me the better part of the day to fix fuckassery the deck builders did to our gutters.
Fuckassery by Mostly Harmless 2382 February 14, 2019

Fuckassed 

Obliterated by alcohol to the point of a predicament -where the embarrasment level equates to said word.
No more beers for Shaw, less he move beyond being trashed to borderline fuckassed.
Fuckassed by P0PCAN April 30, 2006

Fuckassein 

1. To feel as if having been fucked in the ass

2. To be beaten badly at a game or sport, resulting in the feeling of being fucked in the ass

3. When someone (or someones) really gets on your nerves, in a manner simmilar in emotion and sensation to being fucked in the ass
1. Fuckassein curb check!

2. Matt Ryan was creamed all day by the Giants fuckassein defensive front.

3. I had to stand there and listen to those fuckassein customers ask me about the fuckassein buffalo wings. There is a goddamn sign in front of your fuckassein face you dipshit.
Fuckassein by JoeNerrick January 12, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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