ftmkl

abbrev. fall to my knees laughing

ironic use - ftmkl.
sincere use - ftmkl!
Sarah Chamberlain laughed so hard at makemebabies.com she exclaimed "ftmkl"!

by RayScho April 1, 2010

FTMFL

"For The Mother Fucking Lose" as first used by Leepeen on ForcedInductionLV.

2.5 sec 60' times....FTMFL.

by Midnight Desires November 9, 2008

FTML

For the mother land!!!!!!!!!!!

And Russia all like For the Motherland

by Alex Hill April 23, 2005

FTMFLOM

For The Mother Fucking Life Of Me

"I can't FTMFLOM remember where I parked!"

by serbear4u July 13, 2009

ftml

french toast my life, a nicer way of saying fuck my life

i wanted bacon with my eggs..ftml

by green eggs and ham!$!$ June 1, 2010

FTMFL

Falling through multiple floors laughing

Saw my friend dancing to ghetto elevator music. It was so funny, FTMFL!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus August 4, 2017

ftmln

Abbreviation for French Twirl My Left Nut.

As my date gazed longingly at my impressive manhood I asked her to FTMLN.

by Mitch Cumstein January 22, 2005