frumpity

adj.

A term used to describe the elderly, specifically those bitter, cynical and disagreeable.

That Mr. Pickle is one frumpity motherfucker. I asked for a Unicef donation, and he shat in my box.

by Kyle Mina October 24, 2005

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011

frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016

frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants

Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

Frumpitude

(Frump, 'tude, -tude), the state or condition of someone concidered to be common, dull, & unkempt, with a grudge against something; the quality of being average & innocuous, yet confrontational.

Without the Fitness Guru's & the Fashionistas, the Concerned Citizen' Advisory Meeting became the Hall of Frumpitude.

by DarthJohnny March 13, 2011

frumpty

adj: being sad, depressed, whiney, or otherwise unpleasant in an emo sort of way

Rob was being all frumpty after he broke up with his girl

by Sat November 15, 2004

frumpitude

(frump, 'tude, -tude), the state or condition of someone concidered to be common, dull, pudgy, & unkempt, with a grudge against something; the quality of being average & innocuous, yet confrontational.

Without the fitness guru's & the fashionistas, the advisory meeting became the Hall of Frumpitude.

by DarthJohnny March 20, 2011