danglyballzjohn's definitions

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

winchester

No ordnance remaining.

He was unable to continue the fight, being winchester.

by danglyballzjohn May 28, 2017

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

strum down

Sexual innuendo and metaphor for a quick lay.

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."

by danglyballzjohn June 4, 2018

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023