Definitions by danglyballzjohn

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

Gone monk by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Little brain 

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

Little brain by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

Bear Snatch 

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

Bear Snatch by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

strum down 

Sexual innuendo and metaphor for a quick lay.

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."

strum down by danglyballzjohn June 4, 2018

flesh pants 

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

flesh pants by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

winchester 

No ordnance remaining.

He was unable to continue the fight, being winchester.

winchester by danglyballzjohn May 28, 2017

monkey tickle 

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

monkey tickle by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017