15 definitions by danglyballzjohn

Chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

by danglyballzjohn June 6, 2015

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn April 1, 2018

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2022