15 definitions by danglyballzjohn

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017
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Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact
He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship
by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023
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A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.
Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."
by danglyballzjohn April 1, 2018
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Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives
Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.
by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2022
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An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck
I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.
by danglyballzjohn February 7, 2016
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The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.
by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015
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