Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 02, 2023

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn April 01, 2018

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn February 07, 2016

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

hot sloppies

Poop

The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

Flesh cane

Nickname for a penis, phallus, usually erect.

Sucking on my flesh cane is sweeter than candy.

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017