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Fruitbooting

Slang word for Aggressive Inline Skating or Stunt Rollerblading.

Awesome sport that is as yet almost undiscovered by the masses. Ridiculed by the skateboarder community in magazines and video's (because it must be easy since they're attatchetd to your feet)and yet still pushing the boundaries as to possibilities.

Fruitbooting (or Rolling as some call it now) started out in the early 90's with (indeed) simple tricks that in, size and looks, were very similar to the trick vocabulary in skateboarding.

Since then it has differentiated into completely seperate sport with it's own culture, trick vocabulary and industry. However it's still called fruitbooting by a small minority of skateboarders in order to label it as being homosexual (referring to the late 80's inline fashion which was all neon colors and spandex).
Look at that fruitbooter go!! (whilst laughing)

You're so bad at skateboarding you might as well go Fruitbooting instead. (telling someone he's bad at skateboarding)

I'm proud to be a fruitbooter (I really am!)
Fruitbooting by Alexander Noot December 26, 2007
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Fruitbooting

Fruitbooting (or Fruit Booting, noun use is "Fruitbooter"), a slang term refering to the use of skiblades/snowblades. Fruitbooting, the use of skiblades on ski slopes, is typically looked down upon by the snowboarding community. Fruitbooting also refers to tricks or stunts conducted while wearing skiblades/snowblades. The term is also interchangeably used to describe homosexual connotations with less popular sporting activities which utilize unusual or unpopular foot gear for snow or wheeled (i.e. roller blades, skates) sporting activities.
Fruitbooting is so lame. That guy needs to get himself a proper snowboard.
Fruitbooting by Anders M. December 19, 2008

FruitBowling 

To establish one's moral superiority on social justice issues by tucking one's penis and testicles behind the legs and presenting your backside to the world while wiggling and proclaiming "Fruit Bowl".

Synonymous with "virtue signaling".

First defined on the comedy podcast, Puke and the Gang.
Did you hear Stephen proclaiming how much he hates Nazis? He is FruitBowling so hard!
FruitBowling by Puke & the Gang August 27, 2017

fruitbowling 

Fruitbowling: The act of tucking your sac back between your legs possibly in order to shit on it.
Oscar was fruitbowling pretty hard this morning. Looks like he had a fun night.

Buffalo Bill is the master of the fruitbowl.
fruitbowling by DogeDoge November 28, 2013

fruitrooming 

Combining fruity(being gay) and dayroom ( being weird) combined
Friend: I like to his guys photo and his pig

Me: dude stop fruitrooming
fruitrooming by Fruitrooming November 7, 2020

fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)
I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!
fruitbatting by yourdadfr October 18, 2022