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fructosexual 

A man or woman who is sexually stimulated by or attracted to fruit. This person may or may not actually have sex with the fruit.
When I walked into the kitchen, I found that Mark had his dick in a watermelon - he's such a fructosexual.
fructosexual by FarmerJoe March 2, 2015
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fictosexual 

Pretty much, the definition (or at least me and my friends definition) of "fictosexual" is that you're more attached/attracted to a fictional character than an average human, but you're still open to a romantic relationship with an actual human in the future.
Guy: Hey you know Ari?
Girl: Yea! Isn't she fictosexual?
Guy: Yea, I heard she has a crush on this character "Damien Anderson" from a visual novel game.
fictosexual by Lifeisasadness July 7, 2018

fictosexual 

Fictosexuality is the sexual attraction towards fictional characters.
Guy: hey, do you know Wendy?
Girl: isn't she fictosexual?
Guy: yeah, she has a crush on that guy L from death note
fictosexual by LaW December 31, 2013
Word of the Day on May 18, 2022

fruitsexual 

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit
Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!
fruitsexual by bath & body work it November 26, 2014

Fictosexual 

a sexuality were you are attracted to only fictional characters wishing they were yours.
person: whats your sexuality?
you: fictosexual
Fictosexual by Athiebear October 4, 2020

Fictosexual 

Your a weeb
"man im such a Fictosexual i just love my waifus
Fictosexual by Durrwin January 25, 2022

Fictosexual 

Another pose for people who wants to be interesting..
"Hey, I'm a heterosexual 15yo but it's not cool enough and I decided to identify myself as fictosexual snowflake so I can join the LGBT now and talk about my coolness untill my puberty ends."
Fictosexual by BuffalosLilDoggie February 12, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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