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Frozen Tundra 

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!
Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!
Frozen Tundra by B13K March 31, 2009

Frozen Tundra

Frozen Tundra is a sex act where two Green Bay Packers fans (usually two large gay men) take turns shoving ice cubes into each other's assholes, then shit them out into each other's mouths.
After the Packers lost to the Chicago Bears in the playoffs, many Green Bay fans gave each other the Frozen Tundra to make themselves feel better.
Frozen Tundra by Bears85! January 18, 2026

frozen tundra fish 

when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"

eskimos in a frozen tundra 

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.
Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.