Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.
by Manardson December 7, 2011
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Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.
by Manardson December 7, 2011
Get the dick-froes mug.The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017
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by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022
Get the Forestalgia mug.When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
by Sambiase August 27, 2013
Get the Forest Dump mug.A Twenty One Pilots fanfiction story originally published on Archive Of Our Own. It is based on the song "Forest" by Twenty One Pilots (a pretty great song used for a trauma inducing story). This is a work of Joshler fanfiction (Joshler being the pairing of Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph). It is pretty well written but is known to be cringey due to the sexual scene in the story. It also has an impact on Twenty One Pilots fangirls because of its tragic ending.
Some phrases used to hint the Forest Fic are:
1. T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D
2. It's all blue and black
3. Treehouse on fire
4. Tyler, Josh isn't real.
Some phrases used to hint the Forest Fic are:
1. T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D
2. It's all blue and black
3. Treehouse on fire
4. Tyler, Josh isn't real.
by it's lily February 9, 2017
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