dick-froes 

Pubic Hair.

Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.

dick-froes by Manardson December 7, 2011

dick forest 

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

dick forest by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006

Dick Forest 

A forest full of dick's. Also known as a gay wonderland.

Martin: Hey there's a forest... and its full of dick's!
Richard: So it's a dick forest?

Dick Forest by iGeordie January 24, 2013

Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

Forest dick by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

By the foreskin on my dick 

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

By the foreskin on my dick by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

Dickfrost 

Similar to docking, however after you have successfully docked, one member (or both members) of the party blows his load into the other's penis and thus an outward explosion and wetmess forms resembling a snowcone.... and Boom.... Dickfrost or also known as a frosty freeze.

After Matt and Eddie began docking, they got dickfrost and were unable to piss for days.

Dickfrost by Ti.Fi.33 March 21, 2010

DickFromShit 

Someone who is incredibly dumb. A person so stupid they couldn't tell the difference between a dick and a piece of shit.

That boy don't know DickFromShit!

DickFromShit by MDfart June 3, 2017