Foreskincast 

A crazy prediction made by jags_von_David the German shepherd on social media about forecasts the will never happen or is just comical.

Good morning I'm jags handy and here is today's foreskincast! Mostly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of alcohol abuse.

Foreskincast by Jags_von_david September 29, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.

Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.

Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.

"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."

foreskinaftskin by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinnator 

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.

Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.

foreskinnator by WaffleIron January 29, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020