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Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.
"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."
foreskinaftskin by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinnator 

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.
Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.
foreskinnator by WaffleIron January 29, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026