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Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.
"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."
foreskinaftskin by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinnator 

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.
Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.
foreskinnator by WaffleIron January 29, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026