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Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.
"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."
foreskinaftskin by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinnator 

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.
Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.
foreskinnator by WaffleIron January 29, 2014

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026