The act of simultaneously pooping and ejactulating. Term comes from the combination of the words jizz and feces. This usually happens when something is so exciting and/or arousing that it causes one to not only ejaculate, but also shit oneself. Fizzing can often be accompanied by loud outbursts, moaning, and hurried trips to the bathroom.
Jon: "Wow, did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, it was awesome. I saw it on Sportscenter and started fizzing."
(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.
Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.