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Friendzoner

1. a man thinking that a girl is so unspeakable happy that he is interested in her that he gives the excuse of 'being friendzoned' when a girl doesn't sleep with him or wants more than a week to get to know him

2. someone stuck with the illusion that he is so good looking someone will be blinded by their presence while having a horrible personality and therefore won't find a suther
person one: i really liked him but didn't what to dive into bed with after knowing him for hardly a day
person two: he is a friendzoner
Friendzoner by Sofia-alice May 18, 2014

Friendzoner

Thats one kid called Kyle who always cockblocks.
"man, Kyle is such a friendzoner he always steals my bird"
Friendzoner by Kule March 20, 2019

Friendzone Predator 

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship
"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

Friendzone 

A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.
Friendzone by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

Ser Friendzone 

1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled [White Kinght].
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin's Game of Thrones book series.
Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.

to friendzone 

Basically a verb form of friendzone: To put someone who loves you and wants to DATE you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected.
Bro, my "girl" wanted to friendzone me... WHY I SPENT 3 MONTHS ON HER
to friendzone by joshuliu December 8, 2016
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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