Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.

"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."

by Not Timothy April 27, 2015

friendemy

a "friend" whom you usually hate or fight with.

Erin is a bitch but we're chillin Sunday. She is my Friendemy.

by mARGy\\ May 3, 2008

Best Friendemy

A combination of being best friends and enemies with someone.

We all have a person who is our best friend, but also our enemy due to problems that will inevitably occur during the course of said friendship. This person is your Best Friendemy.

by Koolaidmanandrew9 October 30, 2011

Frenemy

A person in your life (usually friend of friend or coworker) that you get along with and enjoy overall company but will cut you down with virtually any opportunity with mostly backhanded compliments or jabs. Always roots for you to do good but just not better than them. Normally stemmed from some jealousy to any or all aspects of your life. ( similar to a hater but get along with them)

He was happy that I completed my project so quick but made sure to tell me his was faster. He is such a frenemy

by Pipelayer35 April 16, 2016

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

Friendejo

Spanglish. Affectionate way to refer to a close friend, buddy or member of your posse. Friendejo is a play on two common words; friend and pendejo.

Guy 1: I'm moving this weekend, can I borrow your brawn?
Guy 2: Of course, I'll call some friendejos to get done quickly then we can drink cervezas.

by SlkRk11 May 30, 2015

Friender Bender

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.

Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!

by Friender_99 June 24, 2012