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fried fried 

The hard crunchy fried bits that come with a Long John Silvers combo basket that are neither french fries nor fried fish. They are just fried fried.
They really dug deep into the deep fryer; I got a basket of fried fried.
fried fried by love that fish October 16, 2010
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nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork
"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12
nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

Kentucky Fried Asshole 

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

Bankmanned Fried 

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

brain fried 

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.
Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."
brain fried by someboredguy May 30, 2011

deep fried meme

When a high quality meme is screen shot, reposted and re-filtered so many times over that it has a yellowish, low quality resolution and looks like it was deep fried.
Guy: "Man, go like that meme I posted."
Guy 2: "Nah man, that shit a deep fried meme, I like my memes fresh."
deep fried meme by Memegod420 November 21, 2016

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa
Egg fried rice by little blue blob January 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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