fretwanker 

one who fretwanks.

"Are you going to jam night on Wednesday?"
"Nah, it's full of fretwankers."

fretwanker by William November 10, 2004

fretwankery 

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so

70's rock solo's al la spinal tap

fretwankery by melloncollie February 6, 2005

fretwank 

To play guitar fast with technical skill, but no feeling

Anything by Yngwie Malmsteen

fretwank by Billie Joe Armstrong August 11, 2003

fretwanking 

The act of playing the guitar in a way that is gratuitously self-indulgent, yet enjoyable and compelling to watch. Often includes facial movements to indicate the difficulty or sexuality of a solo.

Jeepers, have you seen Steve Vai's "Tender Surrender" video? It's practically spadgetastic!

fretwanking by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

flatwankered 

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

flatwankered by J November 12, 2004

frostwanker 

Despite its silly name, a frostwanker is actually a crafty scholar of humanity. A frostwanker makes cunning use of humor, insult, and self-deflection to expose your Truth.

That frostwanker just made me laugh so hard I cried and called my mother to beg her forgiveness.

frostwanker by Frostwanker February 3, 2018

fretwank 

(v)"To play the air guitar."

(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)

"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."

fretwank by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003