frostwanker

Despite its silly name, a frostwanker is actually a crafty scholar of humanity. A frostwanker makes cunning use of humor, insult, and self-deflection to expose your Truth.

That frostwanker just made me laugh so hard I cried and called my mother to beg her forgiveness.

by Frostwanker February 3, 2018

fretwankery

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so

70's rock solo's al la spinal tap

by melloncollie February 6, 2005

fretwanker

one who fretwanks.

"Are you going to jam night on Wednesday?"
"Nah, it's full of fretwankers."

by William November 10, 2004