melloncollie's definitions

fretwankery

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so

70's rock solo's al la spinal tap

by melloncollie February 6, 2005

Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

by MellonCollie August 4, 2004

Drugs

a fun way to lose weight.

Hey man, I was trippin yesterday, and I hardly ate, and I was jumpin up and down all day.

by melloncollie May 21, 2004