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When the egg is fresh baked 

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan
Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

freshmaker

The word used in Mentos commercials.
freshmaker by QuiteTheOmni February 15, 2006

Freshmaker

Noun ~ A Mentos breath mint.
#1 Yo man, your breath stinks, you need a freshmaker.
#2 Thanks, Beotch.
Freshmaker by Tall_Dave April 12, 2006

freshmaker

fellatio whilst having mentos or other strong mints in their mouth, producing a cool tingly sensation.
D - dude, she was going down on me right
M - yea
D - but she put 2 ALTOIDS in her mouth first. OMFG!
M - she gave you a freshmaker!
freshmaker by speede January 4, 2007

Freshmaker

smooth ass motherfucker. Gets all the ladies.
Fresh ta death.
awww shit looks like my female options are spoiled, here come Vinny that dude the freshmaker. i dont even stand a chance.
Freshmaker by VinnyVincenz June 21, 2008

the freshmaker! 

The freshmaker! is someone who makes everything fresh, exciting, and fun.
I've just been reading entries added to The Urban Dictionary by The Freshmaker! and I'm already feeling revitalized.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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