French Cheese

French Cheese is where you ejaculate in your partner's mouth after a blowjob, then proceed to fart in their mouth to resemble the smell of French Cheese.

"Whene he was about to finish, he gave me a French cheese; it was disgusting and the smell was horrid."

by unclejesus November 14, 2009

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords

French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

French Cheese Tosser

A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much

My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!

by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022