French Cheese is where you ejaculate in your partner's mouth after a blowjob, then proceed to fart in their mouth to resemble the smell of French Cheese.
"Whene he was about to finish, he gave me a French cheese; it was disgusting and the smell was horrid."
by unclejesus November 15, 2009
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When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.
Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.
by Mdw493 June 2, 2011
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