FredEx is the nickname given to former Philadelphia Eagles Wide Receiver, Freddie Mitchell, by.... himself. Mitchell was picked in the first round by the Eagles and never amounted to any, besides making a catch that any damn WR could have made known as "4 & 26". He made up for his suckiness by trash talking players from other teams, and let his kick ass team cover for him. The Eagles finally did the smart thing and cutFreddie in early May of 2005. Freddie signed with the Kansas City Chiefs in late May of 2005. He was cut before he could even play a game for them because he sucks and still insisted to be called "Freddie" when he is a grown man.
Freddie Mitchell is now sitting in his mom's basement getting fat and watching the only 3 throws he caught in his entire life.
Other Freddie "FredEx" Mitchell nicknames include:
Fast Freddie, 4 & 26, Sultan of the Slot, and Douche Bag.
A former wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Famous for saving the Eagles season by making a great catch on a 4th and 26. Famous for his antics, trash talk, and many nicknames. He has worn oven mitts to a press conference to protect his hands and is also known for talking trash about the Patriots secondary. He's basically a god.
Nicknames:
FredEx
First Down Freddie 4th and 26 Freddie Sultan of Slot
Hollywood
The People's Champ (he had a WWE style championship belt made)
Person #1: Man did you see FredEx catch that pass on 4th and 26?
Person #2: Yeah, good thing God blessed him with those great hands.
Person #1: word
Incredibly perverted to an extent where normal adjectives cannot describe one's actions
Once the act is committed, it may be referred to as 'freexing' or 'getting freexy'
One who is accused of or is caught in the act of freexing is called a 'freexer'
1. Most of the guys at GCHS are freexy. There are a few who are only mildy corrupted, however.
2. Biscuit: "DAMN! Tim's being such a freexer! And I can't believe she'd fall for it!"
Squirrel: "Me niether. But hey, the ugliest people DO make the prettiest babies!"
In unison: "BURN!"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.