fredex

FredEx is the nickname given to former Philadelphia Eagles Wide Receiver, Freddie Mitchell, by.... himself. Mitchell was picked in the first round by the Eagles and never amounted to any, besides making a catch that any damn WR could have made known as "4 & 26". He made up for his suckiness by trash talking players from other teams, and let his kick ass team cover for him. The Eagles finally did the smart thing and cut Freddie in early May of 2005. Freddie signed with the Kansas City Chiefs in late May of 2005. He was cut before he could even play a game for them because he sucks and still insisted to be called "Freddie" when he is a grown man.
Freddie Mitchell is now sitting in his mom's basement getting fat and watching the only 3 throws he caught in his entire life.

Other Freddie "FredEx" Mitchell nicknames include:
Fast Freddie, 4 & 26, Sultan of the Slot, and Douche Bag.

by Jay Dee Dubya December 28, 2005

FredEx

A former wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Famous for saving the Eagles season by making a great catch on a 4th and 26. Famous for his antics, trash talk, and many nicknames. He has worn oven mitts to a press conference to protect his hands and is also known for talking trash about the Patriots secondary. He's basically a god.

Nicknames:
FredEx
First Down Freddie
4th and 26 Freddie
Sultan of Slot
Hollywood
The People's Champ (he had a WWE style championship belt made)

Person #1: Man did you see FredEx catch that pass on 4th and 26?
Person #2: Yeah, good thing God blessed him with those great hands.
Person #1: word

by Illegal Eagle September 20, 2007

Frederik

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.

Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.

by BallsNCock March 29, 2022

Frederik Vase

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.

Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.

by BallsNCock March 29, 2022

Frederick Douglass

A former slave who eventually became a freedmen and wrote about the horrors of slavery. He wasn't supposed to know how to read or write, but he managed to trick some white kids into teaching him anyway. Some of his ideas still apply today.

"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!"

-Frederick Douglass

by x01y23z45 May 9, 2008

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.

Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.

by St4r_B January 29, 2022

fredericksburg

A city in VA, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. Many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. If they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. These people will often talk about moving or going somewhere 'better' but never do.

Sue - "Man I'm soooo bored, I hate fredericksburg! There is nothing to do here!"
Jack - "Well what do you feel like doing?"
Sue - "I don't know!"

Sue will later go to Starbucks, Carl's, Walmart and the mall that night and have this exact same conversation with six other people. She will continue doing this everyday for the next three years.

by Devin Hush December 3, 2007