Definitions by Squirrelykins

freexy 

Pronounced frE-ch-see (Freach Sea)

Incredibly perverted to an extent where normal adjectives cannot describe one's actions

Once the act is committed, it may be referred to as 'freexing' or 'getting freexy'

One who is accused of or is caught in the act of freexing is called a 'freexer'

1. Most of the guys at GCHS are freexy. There are a few who are only mildy corrupted, however.

2. Biscuit: "DAMN! Tim's being such a freexer! And I can't believe she'd fall for it!"
Squirrel: "Me niether. But hey, the ugliest people DO make the prettiest babies!"
In unison: "BURN!"

freexy by Squirrelykins July 28, 2008

Eminem 

I think I will allow Stewie Griffin to explain this one.

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation."

Eminem by Squirrelykins July 18, 2008

homie 

The one person who will bail you out of jail when you killed eight of the zoo's wild chimps in a drunken rage because 'those fat ass heiffers owed you money'.

Biscuit. Hey man, you know who you are. Much love.

homie by Squirrelykins March 22, 2007

tl;dr 

An internet abbrviation for: Too long; didn't read. Only something a lethargic and obviously illiterate person would use.

StandOffish768: TL;DR
Me: Yeah, you just don't wanna read what ELSE I put in there about you, jackass....

tl;dr by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

fathead 

1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

fathead by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Crooked-arrow 

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

Crooked-arrow by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Quagmire 

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

Quagmire by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005