joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.

busting out the free throw by trillscumbag January 8, 2019

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.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.

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get out of jail free card

Use to described someone who is assumed to be above the law, because of their job, their nationality, their relationship with powerful people. Eg, diplomatic immunity

Family members of diplomats should not treat their status as a "get out of jail free card"

get out of jail free card by AC Sg November 17, 2013

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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

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