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The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

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Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.

freecalation by Dwayne May 11, 2004

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freelationship

in between friendship and relationship with no strings attached. relationship with the freedom of being single.

faria and rick ross are in a freelationship

freelationship by trinibodi November 12, 2010

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fecalation

the state obtained during or following an extremely satisfying bowel movement.

the orgasmic feeling of releasing pent up feces. due to either the need to clench for extended time or constipation.

you just drove across the state and spent twenty minutes in the can, why are you smiling?

after 5 hours on the interstate and a thermos of coffee, i'm in fecalation!

fecalation by crbdth March 30, 2009

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Frecklation

The perfect combination of freckles and tan on a woman's cleavage.

OMG...you have the most amazing frecklation I have ever seen!!!

Frecklation by jj6119 September 2, 2013

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freelationship

a relationship that is built on unconditional love and an honest foundation by which two people agree to without any negative interruption by anyone. Yet, the situation can be kept in perspective that the two as individuals can handle and grow on.

The conscious mind understands a freelationship.

freelationship by dmtwo February 17, 2010

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Freebalatio

The action of sucking dick and cooking crack out of the same house

Jenny from around the way does freebalatio to pay for college.

Freebalatio by Michael Thompson April 17, 2008

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freelationship

A relationship where you consciously continue a relationship with your other half, but, you have no intention of truly carrying it out to the next level of intimacy.

Rosie continued the freelationship one more weekend with Dan so he would take her out to dinner Friday night.

Adam continued the freelationship one more night with Keisha so he could swing one more night of booty.

freelationship by Holly Varjak May 27, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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