Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

Free Muff by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

free muff by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

free-muffin 

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"

From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.

free-muffin by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015

free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

free muffin it 

The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)

"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"

"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"

free muffin it by kickgirl91 May 15, 2013

freemuff 

A woman with pubes wearing no underwear under her clothes. The female equivalent of men going commando.

I could see those tufts shaping the front of her summer dress, she was just freemuffing it.

freemuff by cunning-coyote November 25, 2015

freemuff 

an example of an ugly hore that kicks the asses of unicorns with ther uglyness also known as a d bag nut sack
with no friends and is not a black person

that girl is a freemuff

freemuff by w2323232323 May 20, 2011