The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
Get the Free Dickmug. A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie
by Mookie Mariotti January 22, 2009
Get the Free Dickmug. by Travis55 December 14, 2011
Get the Free Dickingmug. exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)
at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017
Get the Free The Dickmug. by I like coffee March 30, 2008
Get the Churn-free Dick Creammug. When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
by Fkdover February 24, 2023
Get the Free dick sign up sheetmug. Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019
Get the dick free Decembermug.