fraudband

A term coined by an English Sixth Form student by the name of Henry on May 19th, 2006. The term is used to describe a broadband ISP or broadband service that may appear to be of high quality but, in actual fact, fails to meet even the lowest of expectations.

WTF? Why won't this stupid youtube video load? This school has some fraudband, man.

AOL? Dude, that's just 100% fraudband.

by Ali Amir May 26, 2006

Fraudtarded

Committing fraud in such a way as the police will find them in five minutes such as paying your rent, phone bill, or utilities using a stolen credit card.

Paris was shocked that the police figured out she’d been using stolen credit card numbers. Of course, she was fraudtarded because she used those stolen cards to pay her rent and phone bill with them.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Fraudaldo

Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.

He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.

Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.

Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.

Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound

Me: Fraudaldo

by Real Pessi stan March 19, 2023

frusband

a single woman's male friend who functions as her husband.

He came and shoveled my car out of the snow. He is such a good frusband.

by Myalogy January 28, 2015

Fraudian Slip

When you accidentally let slip (Freudian Slip) that you think Freud was a fraud.

I made a Fraudian Slip yesterday when I told my psychologists, who loves Freud, that reading Freud "made me feel crappy". I was going to lie and say 'feel happy,' but I let it slip.
Tomorrow I'm going to tell her that people should be "more grateful of Freud," and hopefully I don't accidentally say 'more hateful'.

by RipT January 10, 2009

frusband

A married woman's single friend who she hangs out with when her husband is at work or unavailable.

I invited my frusband to dinner since Dave is on night work.

by Ann Curran December 10, 2009

Fraubanger

One who like to go out and mingle, socialize or even hook up as in to bang.

Your a Fraubanger

by Whiskey a go go September 25, 2011