Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.
He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.
He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.
Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.
Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.
Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound
Me: Fraudaldo
Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.
Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound
Me: Fraudaldo
by Real Pessi stan March 20, 2023