Fraudaldo

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Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.

He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.

Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.

Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.

Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound

Me: Fraudaldo

Fraudaldo by Real Pessi stan March 19, 2023

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Pisstiano Fraudnaldo

The biggest finished fraud in the world whos currently playing in a Fraudi Oilrabia bottling club,Var Nassr as a penalty and tapin merchant.

Person 1:who’s playing in camel league?
Person 2:Pisstiano Fraudnaldo

Pisstiano Fraudnaldo by ur mom doer September 25, 2023

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Finishiano Fraudnaldo

An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!

Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.

Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.

Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.

Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant

Finishiano Fraudnaldo by realistpessidog October 2, 2023

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Fraudnaldo

The clown who thinks he is better than goat Messi.

Penaldog: Ronaldo goat, Pessi rigger and bottler
Normal Football fan: Someone get a load of this Fraudnaldo fan, looks like his brain is fried

Fraudnaldo by PenaldoPessiDog June 11, 2024

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fraudulocity

That act of scamming someone or committing fraud.

You are being arrested for the fraudulocity of this passport

fraudulocity by Hey_hi_hello June 16, 2019

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astronomical fraudfloppian

When a unit or character who used to perform really good ended up performing in such a horrendous way that it is completely justifiable to question their strength in the first place.

That is an astronomical fraudfloppian level of damage!

astronomical fraudfloppian by little hustler February 5, 2025

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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