Fraudaldo 

Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.

He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.

Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.

Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.

Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound

Me: Fraudaldo

Fraudaldo by Real Pessi stan March 19, 2023

Pisstiano Fraudnaldo 

The biggest finished fraud in the world whos currently playing in a Fraudi Oilrabia bottling club,Var Nassr as a penalty and tapin merchant.

Person 1:who’s playing in camel league?
Person 2:Pisstiano Fraudnaldo

Pisstiano Fraudnaldo by ur mom doer September 25, 2023

Finishiano Fraudnaldo 

An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!

Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.

Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.

Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.

Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant

Finishiano Fraudnaldo by realistpessidog October 2, 2023

Fraudnaldo 

The clown who thinks he is better than goat Messi.

Penaldog: Ronaldo goat, Pessi rigger and bottler
Normal Football fan: Someone get a load of this Fraudnaldo fan, looks like his brain is fried

Fraudnaldo by PenaldoPessiDog June 11, 2024

fraudulocity

That act of scamming someone or committing fraud.

You are being arrested for the fraudulocity of this passport

fraudulocity by Hey_hi_hello June 16, 2019

astronomical fraudfloppian 

When a unit or character who used to perform really good ended up performing in such a horrendous way that it is completely justifiable to question their strength in the first place.

That is an astronomical fraudfloppian level of damage!

astronomical fraudfloppian by little hustler February 5, 2025