when your head simply explodes from the sheer fact that something so awesome in magnitude that it takes the word Frantastic to the next level. Generally used to described anyone who's name started with Fran, no matter the ending. Fortunately it can now be used to describe any Life-changing event.
Person 1: How can you describe the best thing in the world bro? I'm just at a loss…
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!
Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.
The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.
The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Frantabulous is a mix of Fabulous and Fantastic. A girl named Fran made the word fantabulous into her own by adding an r. FRANtabulous. People use it to refer to things that are fashionable and cool. Instead of saying fabulous and fantastic, you say Frantabulous.
Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.