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Frantisek 

Frantisek's are the sub par, below average male in stature such as height/weight/wealth/life. These boys often lack in every department and are lovers of taking baths.
Bro check that Frantisek out hes actually going for that girl! Yeah its to bad he isnt a Tarbell.
Frantisek by Wigwam663 September 14, 2025

František 

big boss with big stick
František ti prebere čaju
František by ferika November 20, 2021

František 

František is a definiton of strong man who can get anything working. His GIANT brave balls are always clearing the path and leaving no evidences behind. If you see František, you better step away otherwise his gonna crush your nuts. František is also known to wear hats all the time, mostly snapbacks. Everyone is afraid of him.
František is used to scare people or steal BUNDAS. You can also use him to be your personal bodyguard
František by THE GOD OF BALLS November 21, 2021

František 

František is a guy with a huge motherfuckin dick.
It is not František it is Dick.
multiple František
František by polobůh123 November 21, 2021

František 

Franta je tak trošku picus.
František je ale piča.
František by František November 21, 2021

františek 

františek is czech name .also can by used as FANDA.
he is cool like ur mom.
he likes fishing lol.
he is probably age of fifty years and more.
somone: omg here is františek the fishing men .
you:i like him tho !!!daddy...sorry...daddy...sorry....
františek by ah0e November 22, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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