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You should use some fakeup to hide that real face of yours.
Fakeup by Bonch Nifkin September 21, 2011

Frake up 

A break up but for friends
"Hey Jenna are you okay? You look upset"
"Yeah sorry I'm just going through a frake up"
Frake up by dollak May 28, 2016

hylton-smith fakeup 

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.
I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.
hylton-smith fakeup by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008
A breakup after which the couple's relationship remains exactly the same.
A: "Alice and Lewis spend an awful lot of time together for a couple that broke up."

B: "Yeah, it was more of a fakeup."
Fakeup by greeneyedingenue October 7, 2011
FakeUp is makeup that makes you look different.
-special effects makeup.
-regular makeup
Jeff "hey man that chick looks hot"
joe "naw man, she is just wearing FakeUp"
FakeUp by KumoriMyou May 8, 2014

fakeupjacob 

a dumb kid that doesnt know how to do anything but has a youtube channel
fakeupjacob is a faggot.
fakeupjacob by ffakeu May 19, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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