Drink forget·er Spelled Pronunciation[Duh-rink for-get-er]
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
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I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.

Drink forgeter by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008

Related Words

Forgeter • Forgetery • Drink forgeter • forgeted • Foreternifinityever • forgetard • Forgetories • Forgettery • clit licker forgetter • Forget Regret

Forgettery

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names.

She said to him: "I'm sorry. Please remind me what your name is again. I have a forgettery instead of a memory".

Similar to a forgettory.

Forgettery by CheshireMo October 20, 2009

forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009

Foreternifinityever

a unit of time, equivalent to approximately 7 forevers.

Aaron and Kait are in true love that will last Foreternifinityever

Foreternifinityever by aarow September 10, 2010

Forgetery

Where all the things you don’t remember go.

I think we should put the memory of the time we spoke a little too loud about those people on the forgetery cause it was so bad.

Forgetery by xCHEEEEZZZx July 19, 2021

Forgetories

Drunken memories.

What a great time last night, so many forgetories

Forgetories by Perverted Puppy October 12, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026